hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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