i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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