do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
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We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
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The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Is Oprah even human
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
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