Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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