She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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