so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Im part way to drunk.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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