I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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