ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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