People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Your topless pictures make me question reality
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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