i just google imaged poop.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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