white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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