Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
they're like a gay fantastic four
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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