i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
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the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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