I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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