he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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