Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
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the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
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not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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