he shaved USA in his pubs
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
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