So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
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I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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