And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
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I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
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wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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