After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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