I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Damn victory sex feels great
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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