you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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