His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
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There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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