i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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