Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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