I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Ladies don't puke and tell
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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