I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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