You're so nebulous sometimes
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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