you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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