I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
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we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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