Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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