bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Randomize