This dress was meant to end up on your floor
he puts the penis in happiness.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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