I wish I could punch you in the face.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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