I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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