you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
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I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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