Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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