No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
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We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
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Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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