YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
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This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
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All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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