walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
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I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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