I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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