The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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