Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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