brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
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Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
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Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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