If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
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I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
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New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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