Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
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So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
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You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
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