in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
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Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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