we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
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dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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