Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
last night I used snow as a chaser
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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