How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Farmville is her only friend.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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