I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
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She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
How external is "for external use only"?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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