So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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