I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Randomize
