I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
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Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
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He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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