she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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