is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
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There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
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June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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